January 12 Posted by Tracy Lucas in Amusing Stuff, Life, Publishing, Writing

The 10 phases of rejection

Go read this post by T.H. Mafi on the ten phases of rejection and try not to laugh.

I dare you.

Here’s a tiny sample:

 

sixth rejection:

my left eye has begun to twitch and i’ve developed carpal tunnel from refreshing my email so many times and i’m keeping myself distracted by stabbing myself in the eye with a different colored toothpick every day but THE NEXT ONE! the next one will be the OPPOSITE of rejection! THE NEXT ONE WILL MAKE THIS PAIN STOP FOREVER!

seventh rejection:

SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT

eleventh rejection:

i hate. everything. this includes your face.

 

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